Penniless music fans are being offered an interesting new way of getting their hands on festival tickets.
Apparently donations to Irish fertility clinics have dropped by 40% in the past four years, prompting the clinics to pursue an innovative new way of drumming up support. So now you can swap your sperm for festival tickets.
The folks over at Sperm for Tickets are offering passes to any major festival in Europe in exchange for some of your swimmers. Donations can even be made from the comfort of your own home, as the service utilizes a patented new technology. They'll courier special keep-fresh containers to anywhere in Europe, and you just send it right back to them. Kinda like the quick lodgement facilities in banks, I guess..
Those three day Oxegen passes are looking pretty good right now, eh?
Click here if you're curious
2 comments:
Fantastic Idea. I've applied for a pack. Doubt they'll get Glasto tickets but I've put Electric Picnic down to see what happens.
Fake. David Clayton from DCU set it up. Run a Whois for details.
Nice gag.
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