My name is Bob and I have a problem


This isn't something I'm proud of and its very difficult for me to come out and admit it like this. I've been living a secret life for about a year now. Every day I wake up and wonder how I'l manage to get through the day without another soul finding out my terrible secret. I can't keep it in any longer. I wish to be free. My name is Bob and I'm a Girls Aloudaholic.


"So what?" you might say and ordinarily you'd be right because generally a supposedly red-blooded male who makes a statement like that would be presumed to be referring to their appearances, however this is not necessarily the case. None of them obviously would be short of Bob-love (the technical term for when I have my two minutes with you) if they were so inclined, I'm past the stage of putting pin-ups on my wall (I'd get bored quickly) so they've always been present on the long list of women I want to have sex with but never will.

So if its not their looks then what is it? Well as shitty as I feel now for outing myself as a hypocrite after bashing Rob the other week when he posted on Britney Spears new single, the fact is that the new(ish) one from the girls is just so damn catchy that I can't get it out of my head. It might be because it sounds like it came out in 1993 or it might be because its got sexy ladies in the video (its not. I only saw the video for the first time doing research for this post) but its sold me on them completely.I am currently trawling through Youtube in search of their back catalogue. And laughing!!! LAUGHING!!!

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3 comments:

February 8, 2008 at 12:15 PM Clockwork Rob said...

It is 90s-tastic alright.. and their posing in the video is damned hilarious.

Not bad, though. I still reckon their first one was deadly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqCoQnZkS9E

Oh, the shame..

February 8, 2008 at 12:16 PM Evil Bob said...

I think our gay is showing Rob.

February 9, 2008 at 10:29 PM Harrie said...

Ha ha ha... i always knew you had girliepop tendencies Bob!