Swayze Diagnosed With Cancer

One of retro-chic's brightest stars has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Patrick Swayze- actor, dancer, singer, surfer, bank robber, president, motivational speaker, child pornographer, dead guy, pottery enthusiast, bouncer, brawler, transvestite- is said to be 'responding to treatment well'. Which probably means he's breaking bottles in Cancer's face ala Road House.

Get well soon, Mr Swayze- where would the world be without love songs like this:

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March 7, 2008 at 4:40 PM cletus_buckley said...

And the blind guitar player from the great swayze flick "Roadhouse" died last week.
the end is nigh NIGH I TELLS YA

March 13, 2008 at 5:22 PM ctrl/alt/delete said...