Trapped In The Courtroom

After a six year delay, R. Kelly has finally gone on trial today. Kelly stands accused of child pornography having videotaped himself having sex with a minor roughly ten years ago. Apparently a small contingency of media & protesters surrounded the court building, including two guys holding a banner reading "R. Kelly: world's greatest pedophile". Oh lord...

Could this be the new 'Trial of the Century'? Will Kelly reach the dizzy lows of Jackson or OJ? Personally I'm holding out for his 'Crimes Against Music' trial. That should be a humdinger.

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May 10, 2008 at 3:46 AM Gillers said...

Maybe I was dreaming,but did I not hear that the girl who was apparently in the tape is now saying that it wasn't her!? Tis all sounding a bit fishy for my liking,and not the good salmon kind

May 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM theozmatron said...

Well, I can't even began to start thinking about R Kelly, im still reeling from the news Sir Cliff was robbed of the 1968 Eurosong competition by Fascist Spanish dictator, General Franco!

I demand an immediate boycott of all Spanish goods, i've already cancelled my holiday in Benidorm!

May 10, 2008 at 7:19 PM Evil Bob said...

I told you Oz we're not doing a post on Cliff Richard being robbed.
He doesn't have enough credibility to get on our blog. Not since Millenium Prayer.
Now if he did a Gary Glitter. That would be worth writing about.

May 11, 2008 at 3:28 PM The Ozmatron said...

Well frankly i'm shocked!

Sir Cliff is decent enough to not be involved in a sex scandal, he doesn't get himself filmed smoking crack by his dealer, he doesn't have a metal breakdown where he shaves his head and he doesn't snort his fathers remains.

Yet Sir Cliff (yes Bob, SIR Cliff) fails to a mention here even though he lost the Eurovision to this heap of excrement:

I think your all a bunch of Fascists!

May 12, 2008 at 11:16 PM Evil Bob said...

That song is infinitely greater than fucking Summer Holiday. Not to mention the fact that Cliff Richard is impossibly twee and, lets face it, probably smells like wee.