Kanye's done it again:



What a dick.

See also: one of this blog's first ever posts.

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For those like me who are possessed by a morbid curiosity about this, here's Kanye West's remix of Billie Jean for the 25th Anniversary Edition of Thriller.

His only vocal contributions are sporadic bursts of "Yeh", "Uh huh", and on one occasion "You're number one!", but the main victim is the songs iconic, nigh on perfect, beat.

Tragic..



Click for mp3

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Awards season marches on, with the Brits being held last night in Earls Court. Unsurprisingly, they delivered the same tired old dirge as they have pretty much every other year.

Lowlights include Take That being awarded for being a live act (hilarious); the awful, awful Mika being named Best Breakthrough Artist; and that ever ridiculous, personal pet-hate of mine- Kanye West taking the gong for Best International Male.

There's definitely cause for a rant here, but it's just way too easy.

Full winners here.

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To me, this is worse than all the crazy he's been peddling for the last ten years or so: Michael Jackson has re-recorded his Thriller album. WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYY????????

Worse, this is the 'new record' he's been talking about for some time (click). Which means that we're gonna get Thriller featuring Kanye West, Will.I.Am and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

You are finally dead to me, Jackson.

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Marnie Stern - Vibrational Match



Can't Tell Me - Kanye West Will Oldham and Zack Galifianakis (yes you are reading this right)

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Michael Jackson has confirmed that his new album will be released in 2008 and feature collaborations with the Black Eyed Peas' Will I Am, and Kanye West.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somewhere deep down, I knew he would never release another good record. This confirms it.

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Dead authors all over the world are tonight turning in their graves at the news that Kanye West is to publish a book. "Surely this can't be that much of a literary disaster, morons from all walks of life have been publishing ghostwritten autobiographies about their pathetic non-interesting lives for years" I hear you say.

But wait, this is no regular feat of arseholery- it's Kanye West we're talking about! His book is a collection of 'Kanye-isms': "creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success ."
What's worse: "Kanye delivers his personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion."
Based on his tried and tested model for musical output, we can expect his creative insightful and original philosophies to go along the lines of: 'how many roads does a man walk down before you can call him a man' & 'I don't care too much for money cause money can't buy me love' (For full effect, liberally insert the words 'bitch' and 'kanye west' into the previous sentences).

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I've already gotten some stick for being fixated on how much of an imbecile kanye west is, but i don't think it can be pointed out enough- the man is an absolute joke.

and here's why:

apart from the obvious- that he's a terrible 'musician', and makes a living by putting samples of good songs under his own inane drivel; several things have come to my attention in the past few days that have prompted me to write this.


firstly, a video posted by Unarocks featuring kanye freaking out backstage at the vma's because britney opened the show instead of him.
watch it here.

then this proof that the moron is a serial offender in the court of uber-diva-ness. he crashed the stage at the european vma's last year during justice & simian's acceptance speech for best video. why? to bitch that HE should have got the award cause his video "cost a million dollars" and "had pamela anderson and shit".


"if i don't win, the award show loses credibility"

sigh

THEN, the final straw- look, and weep, at what kanye has had commissioned to have painted on his celing.

"As if he has just appeared before God, Kanye West is being celebrated by a chorus of rejoicing angels."

oh the humanity...

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